In the Beginning

"It.....begins.........."

- The Gospel according to Barney Gumble

Now is the time, our time, to embark upon the mystical journey that began not with us but with some poor lazy sod back in the day who was too damn lazy to bring in the barley when it rained. The journey that continued with another poor lazy sod was too damn lazy to bring in the now malted barley yet again when it rained. The journey that remarkably still hadn't ended but plodded forward when some stupid arse sod decided to drink some brackish ass water with malted barley in it that had been sitting around for God knows how long. And it was good.

Brewing beer might just save our lives; of course it might just ruin them too. Either way, here's to you Brother!